Anyone speak English here?

[table][tr][td]Hi I'm new here, just doing this for the points and the badges lol ><
Just asking out of randomness..... Is anyone here a native speaker of English?
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[table][tr][td]lch kann nur ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen...

[table][tr][td]みんな何やってんだのか良く分かりませんですけど

[table][tr][td]bumingjueli

[table][tr][td]hey hey yoo yoo i want to be your new friend

[table][tr][td] Why 2~4L speak in German, Japanese and Pinyin for? I think LZ did say he's looking for native English speaker...

[table][tr][td]eeeeeeee.......my english had dead .5 years ago.....

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快！老老实实说母语来

[table][tr][td]你在说什么？我英语没过4级啊

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